I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
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It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
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I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
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