school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
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