Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
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Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
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I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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