The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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