on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
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I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
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Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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