Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
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You kept trying to hail an ambulance
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
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She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
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