Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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