Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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