In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
I think I sprained my soul last night
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
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