The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Do you still have your period?
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
Randomize
