It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
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