I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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