I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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