yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
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she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
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This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
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