my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
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i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
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The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
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