I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
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