i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
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I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
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walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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