What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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