Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
Randomize
