so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
Randomize