is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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