We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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