with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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