he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
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Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
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Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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