With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
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Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
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We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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