ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I think your dad took our porno
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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