He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
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you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
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BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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