I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Randomize
