i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
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