Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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