I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
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A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
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So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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