What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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