How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
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Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
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You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
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