You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
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