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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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