I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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