Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
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she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
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Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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