There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
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You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
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I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car