It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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