whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Randomize
