I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
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So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
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A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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