love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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