Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
