The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
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Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
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My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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