are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
You don't make any sense
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