Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
Randomize
