Sry I called you an 8
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
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