she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
My vagina just clenched in fear
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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