Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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