Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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