I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
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After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
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He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
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