i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
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she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
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I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today?
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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