Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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