the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
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