would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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