The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
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Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
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i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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