Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
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You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
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At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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