Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
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